Seriously? Seriously.
Two days ago I was waiting at the light at 400 South and 700 East and what do my wondering eyes behold?
An older gentleman rollin' down the street on his pimped out Mongoose bicycle, business slacks, smokin' a cigarette! I seriously had to do a double take and make sure my eyes really were seeing 20/20. Good thing that Lasik from 3 years ago is still working because I really didn't believe it.
First off, a 45-ish year old supposedly grown man should NOT be riding a pimped out Mongoose. My brothers used to ride those during their BMX races growing up. Wierd.
Second of all... smoking while riding?! That's a pedestrian, driver AND personal health risk! If you're going to smoke, at least do it stationary.
I'm just sayin...
Blerb.
2 hours ago
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He must have been trying to get the most out of his smokes. (Not that I would suggest that.)
There is a professor up here who rides a unicycle around campus. There is also a professor who walks around smoking a pipe looking really sophisticated.... I how awesome would it be if they were the same professor?
PS I got a blog.....
Don't hate Ash. Just 'cuz you have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time, don't disrespect this guy's multi-tasking skills. That's obviously what's gotten him so far in the business world... Plus, the pimped out Mongoose rocks. Tell me you weren't jealous. Go ahead and try.
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